its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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