Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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