I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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