Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I just cut my nipple shaving
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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