Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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