oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
