I cannot find my penis.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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