I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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