everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize