i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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