i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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