I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize