That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My vagina just clenched in fear
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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