My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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