im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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