well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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