thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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