My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You are a genius and a whore.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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