She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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