We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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