Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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