Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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