Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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