I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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