i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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