Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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