Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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