FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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