i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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