so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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