Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
