Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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