i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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