No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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