uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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