she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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