We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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