Just fell off a train. Bad.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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