I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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