We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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