you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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