also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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