Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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