i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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