I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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