all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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