Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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