ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
