her vagine was all disorganized.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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