I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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