He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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