i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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