in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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