For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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