you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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