he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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